“Been homeschooling a six year old and an eight year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or week.” - Shonda Rhimes
"8 year old is covered in paint. 17 year old is not speaking to me because pandemic is ruining her social life and it is obviously my fault." -- Cara Biddings
"Climate change needs to hire Coronavirus's publicist"- Anonymous
"The first hour of homeschooling started out strong, with some great reading comprehension exercises, and concluded with an epic tantrum over the fact that she can't watch Frozen 3 because it does not exist."- Jeff Kosseff